Talking To The Wife

[Trig]

My wife was talking to me for about 5 minutes, then she said, "You won't tell anyone will you?"

"Your secret is safe with me," I replied.

"You sure about that?"

"Yes," I said, "because I wasn't fucking listening."

[Nellyboy]

Lol classic. Same here right now. Julie yammering on about work this work that. I am nodding and saying yep........sure..........why not.......?

Thank god for the internet.