I got pissed on for the first time by my daughter tonight, she timed it just rite, I was just about to lower her into the bath and she was sat on my beer belly, due to me being topless she managed to piss in my belly button and all down my beer gut, niiiiiice..
Her mother was so proud she had to ring a friend to tell her
Still dreading the first time she shits on me
Lols the fun we have. I remember standing at the front while changing Alice when she was a few months old. There was a bang and I was splattered in my mouth, nose and eyes.
A tip, never stand at one end of your child, ALWAYS stand at the side.
Oh and never lie on your back and hold your baby above you at arms length after a feed. Yes it happened.
Last tip, never buy those stabilisers for the first bike, just take off the pedal arms and let them skoot along till the balance comes. Stabilisers do not work.
