An elderly couple in a small town had been
dating for a long time. At the urging of their
friends, they decided it was finally time for
marriage.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner
and had a long conversation on how their
marriage might work. They discussed finances,
living arrangements and so on.
Finally, Turts decided it was time
to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked.
"Well," she said, responding very carefully,
"I'd have to say - I would like it infrequently."
Turts sat quietly for a moment,
then over his glasses, he looked her in the eye
and asked...
"Is that one word or two?"
Turts and a lady friend
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Turts wrote: lols hmmmm <!--fonto:Arial Black--><span style="font-family:Arial Black"><!--/fonto--><!--sizeo:7--><span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->T A R T<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--> springs to mind Stu !
now is that one word or four
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