New Landy

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New Landy

Postby Claw » Mon Jun 01, 2015 9:11 am

Guy got a new Landrover Defenda, and he was so thrilled about his new pride and joy.
The Landrover salesman was surprised to see him bringing it back to the showroom the next day, and how disappointed this guy looked.

The guy said to him, "I've been looking forward to getting one of these for so long, but it's not up to the job, I'm afraid. I hit this really steep hill and had the pedal to the metal, but it would only get as high as 120 on it.

The salesman was visibly surprised, "A steep hill and you got it up to 120? That's brilliant, amazing!"

No, it isn't, I live at 128.
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