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by Hammer » Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:32 am
News just in that two Asian heroin addicts have injected curry powder by mistake.
Both are in intensive care. One has a dodgy tikka the other is in a korma!
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by ryanside » Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:18 am
Caculon wrote:
That was so bad I think it gave me cancer!
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by Hammer » Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:31 am
Well Nelly & Stocky laughed at it so there.
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by Jase » Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:10 am
^^Just the one tho followed by a mild groan
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by ryanside » Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:02 pm
o dear god!
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by ryanside » Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:02 pm
o dear god!
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by Eagle » Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:28 pm
So Ryan, there's 2 gods?
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by Slatz » Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:37 pm
What about the vegetarian who drowned in his muesli?
He was pulled under by a strong currant.
And the two aerials that got married.
Service was rubbish but the reception was great.
The two painters who got married?
Whenever they made love they always rolled out of the bed because they prefered a matt finish.
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by Dakaras » Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:35 am
Cant decide who to kill first Bob, Hammer or Slatz????
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by Hammer » Tue Oct 31, 2006 9:55 am
Dakaras wrote:
Cant decide who to kill first Bob, Hammer or Slatz????
LOL