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A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid.

When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.....



I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in
front of a train.
He was chuffed to bits.



I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was
standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin... 3
hours later and they're still walking about with it...
I thought to myself, these b*g**rs have lost the plot!!



I was at a cashpoint yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check
her balance.
Not being one to disappoint I pushed the old dear over.



A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused
permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.
A spokesman for the channel said....
'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour, but
we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.'



My son's been asking me for a pet spider for his birthday, so I went to our
local pet shop and they were £70!!!

B*ll*cks to this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.



Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.



Just heard there was an explosion at a pie factory in Huddersfield.
3.1415927 dead



I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a
gravestone. "Morning." I said. "No" he replied, "just having a sh*t."



My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3
seconds.’
I bought her a scale.




Went around to a friends house today. His wife was sat there with their
newborn baby. She asked if i'd like to wind it....

I thought that was a bit harsh so i gave it a dead leg instead.



Saw my mate outside the Doctor's today looking really worried.
"What's the matter?" I asked.
"I've got the big C,"he said.
"What, cancer?"
"No, dyslexia."



I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move.



A Scottish paedophile has raised a dispute with eBay. He claims that the Wii
GameBoy he received isn't what he was expecting.
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:lol:
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rofl waffle
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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How sad am I? I checked that the value of Pi was correct.
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:D

So did I....
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