How To Deal With Choking

[Dangerous Bob]

A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough. After a few

seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals,

Bluey and Baz sitting at the next table turned to look at her.

Ken ya swaller? asked Bluey

The woman signaled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.

Kin ya breathe?' asked Bazza. The woman shook her head No!!!

With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,

yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her butt.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew

out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.

Bazza said in admiration 'Ya know Bluey, I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick

Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it.'

[Hammer]