A Scotsman (Stocky ) walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his cupped hand.
The Scotsman shouts " Awa ya gowk yon's foo O' coos skitter "
(Translation - Don't drink the water you fool it's full of cow s**t.)
The man shouts back "I'm English! Speak English! I don't understand you!"
The Scotsman shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in"
Scottish Humour
Moderator: Trig
-
- GSV Regular
- Posts: 1320
- Joined: Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:04 pm
- Location: Residing in the fantasy of my mind!
- Contact: