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<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Announcing the new Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge device. It's a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It's so easy to use even a child can operate it - just lift its cover. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere-even sitting in an armchair by the fire-yet it is powerful enough to hold as much information as a CD-ROM disk.

Here's how it works: Each B.O.O.K. is constructed of sequentially numbered pages of data (recyclable), each capable of holding thousands of bits of information. These pages are locked together with a custom-fit device called a "Binder" which keeps the pages in their correct sequence. By using both sides of each page, manufacturers are able to cut costs in half. Each page of data is scanned optically, registering information directly into your brain. A flick of the finger takes you to the next sheet. B.O.O.K. may be taken up at any time and used by merely opening it. The "browse" feature allows you to move instantly to any page, and move forward or backward as you wish. Most come with an "index" feature, which pinpoints the exact location of any elected information for instant retrieval.

An optional "B.O.O.K. mark" accessory allows you to open B.O.O.K. to the exact place you left it in a previous session-even if the B.O.O.K. has been closed. BOOKmarks fit universal design standards; thus a single BOOKmark can be used in BOOKs by various manufacturers.

Portable, durable and affordable, the BOOK is the entertainment wave of the future, and many new titles are expected soon, due to the incredible surge in popularity of its programming tool - the Portable Erasable-Nib Cryptic Intercommunication Language Stylus...(P.E.N.C.I.L.S.).<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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