Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers

Post by **Trig** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:07 am

This one is for everyone who ...

a ) had kids
b ) has kids
c ) is going to have kids
d ) knows a kid
e ) was a kid

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was
having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,
"Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny
fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,"
pretending to eat them. I went back to packing, looked up again and my
daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a
devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied, "What happened to my bogie?"

Post by **Dangerous Bob** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:38 pm

Oooohhh.

I've so been there........

Post by **mcmav** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:55 pm

But Bob were you the eater or the cryer

Post by **Jase** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:02 pm

LMAO I've been very careful to ensure to my kids know the "no booger" rule

Post by **Legthigh** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:11 pm

Jase wrote: LMAO I've been very careful to ensure to my kids know the "no booger" rule

lol my step daughter picks her nose and then asks me for my opinion on the booger!

She also has a sock competition, where she see's how long she can wear the same pair of socks, her record is five days!!

Post by **Claw** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:11 pm

Why oh why didn't someone tell me this joke 17 years ago... and why oh why did I need to hear it now!!

Post by **Dangerous Bob** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:00 pm

5 days?

lightweight

Post by **Legthigh** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:05 pm

Dangerous Bob wrote: 5 days?

lightweight

lol, yeah, but not bad for an 8yr old girl

Post by **Hippy** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:11 am

i've worn the same pants now, for 5 weeks long. . . .. do de do de do de doo

Post by **Trig** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:29 am

Are they yours tho?