A man and a woman, who had never met before, and who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1 a.m., the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own f**king blanket!"
After a brief moment of silence .....................he farted.
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