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Hippy
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Post by Hippy »

Having a productive day so far.

We've come up with a solution to road pricing.

We're going to start our own taxi company using cut down rickshaws pulled by homeless people. We empower the homeless people by dangling a rock of Crack cocain in front of them. Hence CrackTax!

Also has an ironic double meaning in the name.

So, in one go, we eliminate congestion by using 4 seater taxi's from villages to city centers, we elliminate pollution as the homeless people dont produce much co2, more methane really. And we're employing the homeless and keeping them off (on) the streets.

What do you think?
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Damn Fine Idea!!
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Post by Eagle »

Hippy for Prime Minister tbh :)
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Post by Claw »

Well, instead of using the homeless, how about Chav's? Dangling a Giro in front of them?

S'pose you'd need to tolerate some modifications to the rickshaw however... :ph34r:
Just be a nutter... life becomes much more exciting, and people won't expect anything more of you...
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Post by Hippy »

Chavtax? like it :)
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