Heroin Addicts

Post by **Hammer** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:32 am

News just in that two Asian heroin addicts have injected curry powder by mistake.
Both are in intensive care. One has a dodgy tikka the other is in a korma!

Post by **ryanside** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:18 am

Caculon wrote: That was so bad I think it gave me cancer!

Post by **Hammer** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:31 am

Well Nelly & Stocky laughed at it so there.

Post by **Jase** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:10 am

^^Just the one tho followed by a mild groan

Post by **Dangerous Bob** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:17 am

whats wrong....

can't 'tikka' joke?

Post by **ryanside** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:02 pm

o dear god!

Post by **ryanside** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:02 pm

o dear god!

Post by **Eagle** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:28 pm

So Ryan, there's 2 gods?

Post by **Slatz** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:37 pm

What about the vegetarian who drowned in his muesli?

He was pulled under by a strong currant.

And the two aerials that got married.

Service was rubbish but the reception was great.

The two painters who got married?

Whenever they made love they always rolled out of the bed because they prefered a matt finish.

Post by **Dakaras** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:35 am

Cant decide who to kill first Bob, Hammer or Slatz????

Post by **Hammer** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 9:55 am

Dakaras wrote: Cant decide who to kill first Bob, Hammer or Slatz????

LOL