Bunny & The Snake

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Post by Hammer »

Once upon a time, in a nice little forrest, there live an orphaned bunny and a orphaned snake.

By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.
One day the bunny was hopping through the forrest, when it tripped over the snake.
This of course knocked the snake about a bit.

"I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you" said the bunny. "I've been blind since birth. In fact since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."

"It's ok," replied the snake. "I'm in exactly the same boat. Tell you what maybe I could slither all over you and work out what you are."

So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said: "Well you're coverd in soft fur, you hace really long ears, your nose twiitches, and you have a soft cottony tail. You must be a bunny rabbit."

The bunny then suggested to the snake: "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw."

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked: "Well, you're smooth and slippery, have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls.

I'd say you must be in senoir management."
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Post by Dakaras »

Hammer wrote: I'd say you must be in senoir management."[/i]

LOL My old boss :lol:
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