According to Tech Republic, these are all genuine comments people put in their CV's:
* I am very detail-oreinted.
* My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable.
* Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty!
* Enclosed is a ruff draft of my resume.
* It’s best for employers that I not work with people.
* Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.
* I am a quick leaner, dependable, and motivated.
* If this resume doesn’t blow your hat off, then please return it in the enclosed envelope.
* My fortune cookie said, “Your next interview will result in a job.â€
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