A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'
'No,' she replies. ..
Wait for it. . .
It's coming. . .
The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
She says:
'You just happened to catch my eye.'
The Perfect Woman ?
Moderator: Trig
A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in her
room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area
and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she
touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small,
recognizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As
crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring
her out of the coma.' The husband was sceptical, but they assured that
they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went
into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate
at all. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.
The husband said, 'I'm not sure. Maybe she choked'.
room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area
and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she
touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small,
recognizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As
crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring
her out of the coma.' The husband was sceptical, but they assured that
they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went
into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate
at all. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.
The husband said, 'I'm not sure. Maybe she choked'.
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