True Friendship-None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cute little smiley faces on this card -- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry ******* who made you sad..
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you..
3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will laugh at your clumsy arse, but I'll help you up.
9. This is my oath.. I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
Because you are my friend.
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
True Friendship-none Of That Sissy Crap
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