) walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his cupped hand.The Scotsman shouts " Awa ya gowk yon's foo O' coos skitter "
(Translation - Don't drink the water you fool it's full of cow s**t.)
The man shouts back "I'm English! Speak English! I don't understand you!"
The Scotsman shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in"
