Twas doon by the inch o’ Abbots
Oor Johnny walked one day
When he saw a sicht that troubled him
Far more that he could say
A fanatic muslim bastert
Wiz doin what he’d planned
And intae Glesga’s departure hall
A Cherokee he’d rammed.
A big Glaswegian polis
Came forward tae assist
He thocht “a wumman driverâ€
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thats great, really portrays a weegie rather well 
Couple more
ANNOUNCEMENT. As of July 1st, Great Britain is "Smoke Free"
In keeping with new regulations, Glasgow Airport Authority would like to remind all fanatical Islamist passengers thats they must extinguish themselves prior to entering the Terminal Building. Thank You.
Latest. An Islamic extremist has just driven his jeep into a reservoir wall in Sheffield. Police fear it may be the start of "Ram a Dam"
Terorist driver who attacked Glasgow airport named. Sinjed inajeep
you can tell I'm just back from hiloday eh :S
ANNOUNCEMENT. As of July 1st, Great Britain is "Smoke Free"
In keeping with new regulations, Glasgow Airport Authority would like to remind all fanatical Islamist passengers thats they must extinguish themselves prior to entering the Terminal Building. Thank You.
Latest. An Islamic extremist has just driven his jeep into a reservoir wall in Sheffield. Police fear it may be the start of "Ram a Dam"
Terorist driver who attacked Glasgow airport named. Sinjed inajeep
you can tell I'm just back from hiloday eh :S
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