QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME
Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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Human-Shield
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Eagle wrote: QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME
Can you cry under water?
Yes
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Its the man that does the killing i think. If its planned and involves more than one person. Although im not that sure
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Inflaition
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
No ur naked
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
its easier
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
it didnt you muppet
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
They had wheels on bags long before that.
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Because once a baby is sleeping it generally appears to sleep soundly.
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
yes,
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
because the program is shown on tv. if your in it or not. if your in a movie then your staring in it. i know what i mean but im not doing a good job of explaining it sorry.
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
because it gives you a different perspective on life. and everyone needs that now and again.
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
it makes you feel less vunerable.
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
bra is a slang term
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
does your actually have a setting that says "burn the toast to a horrible crisp" Does it? really? no i didnt think so.
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
is there a song?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
no
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
have you read the book? try again!
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
jesus christ you need to get out more its a cartoon. And pluto does walk in some of the clips.
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Cause he was an engineer!
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
pertolium
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
morals! fecking jesus ........
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
do they?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
to try and remember the tunes.
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
there two very very different things.
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
no.
Hope that helps
What was Human Shield sooooooo bored doing that he felt the need !!!???Human-Shield wrote: Hope that helps
no
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Class-- wrote: What was Human Shield sooooooo bored doing that he felt the need !!!???
Must admit, this one got me...
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Just be a nutter... life becomes much more exciting, and people won't expect anything more of you...
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Human-Shield
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Once you get to the painting have a look at this <a href="http://www.polymercentre.org.uk/communi ... ulsion.php" target="_blank">link,</a> I'm sure it will only add to the excitement. 
Just be a nutter... life becomes much more exciting, and people won't expect anything more of you...
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cool!Claw wrote: Once you get to the painting have a look at this <a href="http://www.polymercentre.org.uk/communi ... ulsion.php" target="_blank">link,</a> I'm sure it will only add to the excitement.