Two Ladies Talking In Heaven

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1st woman:

Hi! Wanda.


2nd woman:

Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?


1st woman:

I froze to death.


2nd woman:

How horrible!


1st woman:

It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?


2nd woman:

I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.


1st woman:

So, what happened?


2nd woman:

I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.


1st woman:

Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.



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